The Fate of the Underwear Model

In a bizarre twist of irony, I've been assigned to work in the underwear department at David Jones. Some of you (from the 'Reservoir Dogs' days) will understand why that's funny.

At a back packers hostel recently, an ad for underwear models caught my attention. Absolutely no body hair, the flier stated. Hilarious. Of course I took a picture standing next to it, to add to the completely farcical state of what men are reduced to these days. Imagine that - my friends from Bible College taking pictures of me contemplating auditioning to be Australia's next underwear model. It all made for a good laugh.
Now, I work among rows of designer undies. There is never a dull moment at work.