My fitness calibrations are quite simple:
- How many times can I run up and down the stairs before I fatigue (or the landlady thinks I've gone mad.)
- Can I ride my bicycle up a hill and ignore the strawberry softie cone lure at the top of the slope.
- Billy Banks' 8 minute Tae-Bo work out! Need I say more? Those who've tried to keep up with him will understand that you can actually package physical torture in a video.
- A 3-hour game of basketball. Injuries included.
- 2 hours with kids under the age of six. 1 hour of teaching dance to kids under the age of six. If you last even 30 minutes, congratulations you've just burned enough calories to earn you a Big Mac!
Ok, who am I kidding? It is about looking good!!!

Please - No questions about the picture!