Crown her with many crowns

If Miss World is the most beautiful woman in the world, what about Miss Universe??? I don't see any alien life form in the show (Donald Trump is never a participant, ok!). I think the Klingons might have something to say if we claimed that Miss Universe is the most beautiful woman in the Universe. I mean - how do we know for sure???
I've seen a ton of fantastically gorgeous women who've never been in a beauty pageant. Even those that do get through - who decides the winner? It used to be a panel of judges. Now, the whole world votes! What next - a UN referundum???
It should be Miss who cared to participate and was elected by four people Universe. You know what's even more weird - beauty pageants are the only occasion where the winner cries and the loser flashes a big grin!!!

The next Miss Universe pageant will be aired live on TV. I think I'll just give it a miss...