Soap or Cookies

    Day one of my six-month break: I got off to a slow start.
    The past few weeks have been packed and I discovered this morning that I'd run out of soap. 'Buy soap, buy soap, buy soap.' I set out to on a mini trek to get all my administrative tasks completed. Tax, bank, lunch (purely administrative), drop off unwanted clothes. Then I stopped at a supermarket to shop for supplies.
    On the way home, I looked into the bag. Strawberries, bananas and... double choc chip cookies! But no soap. The lady on the bus sitting next to me gave me a strange look. I offered her cookies.
    I may smell, but I have cookies.