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The first time someone calls you a horse, you call them a fool. If they call you a horse again, you hit them over the head. If they call you a horse the third time... maybe it's time to go buy a saddle ;)
I seem to have seamlessly transitioned into the label of salsa instructor. Late night google stint led me to this article of old - I just threw my head back and let out a loud chuckle at the mention of my name and wait... salsa instructor! Maybe it's time to go buy a saddle?