I had the weirdest dream last night and for once, I remember every single detail, the emotion and the drama....
I opened my bedroom door and the landscape outside was different, wild countryside with hills and forest - there was a war in progress! The characters in my dream were an eclectic mob - some pre historic giants, one mammoth bison, veiled archers and downright nasty axe-men.
I couldn't make a distinction between the two sides, but I remember saying aloud, "Wow! This is so cool, like being in a real war" and then thinking to myself, "What part of your brain thought that was a good thing to say?".
It was like a real time fantasty, until they suddenly seemed to notice me and then this 50-foot dude starts walking towards my balcony. I stepped back into my apartment and found a hilted knife on the desk, aimed at nothing and chucked it out the door... massive thud, I step out and watch the giant topple over, with my knife planted in his heart. I can't describe what I felt when I looked up and saw my fantasy turning in on me - out of desperation, I pulled out a box of pyramid chocolates and threw one to the ground. It turned out to be a grenade and wiped out a handful of nasties, along with my balcony! I shut the door and enjoyed a moment of silence, before one of the archers landed on my balcony, which magically re-appeared.!!! He kept banging on my door and shouting, "C'mon, stop being so selfish, I love those chocolates, pass me some, dude..."
