Is it true that men always mess up? I hear you women creaking your heads in agreement. Does it have anything to do with your expectations???? Then you go around eating chocolate and pretending like its all his fault!!! If you really want to mess a guy up, though - don't say a word. Silence will ring through his tormented brain like a squash ball.
I am guilty of indulging in occasional bouts of self-slander. I fret over the stupid things I do and say (sometimes, ok, rarely...)
I present to you the pleasure of retrospect. Somehow, over a period of time, you reach the conclusion that things would be so much more different if only you'd done something else instead of what you ended up doing. Then again, reason somehow eludes you completely when you are confronted by a similar situation - go figure!!!!
My favourite words used to be, "Cameron Diaz", now they're just, "I wish I hadn't..."
